Yes, that’s right, Microsoft Kitchen. No, I’m serious. Microsoft Kitchen will extend Windows to the kitchen with a tailored product that will include family calendar, recipe center, entertainment features and a shared bulletin board. Seeing as how Microsoft is developing Surface Computers, it’s not improbable that the kitchen may be its next target. Who knows, by 2012 we might be pooping in Microsoft Toilet Deluxe Edition. I hate to think what it would be like if a “blue screen” were to pop-up and stop the toilet from flushing. Stick around for more news, as Microsoft easily takes over our lives.